40 things you should actually give up for lent

  1. Your "good side" for every picture you take
  2. The 6 cans of diet coke you consume a day
  3. Spending 4 hours a day at work on Pinterest (guilty)
  4. Binge drinking cheap alcohol every weekend 
  5. Texting and driving 
  6. Screenshots
  7. Stalking your ex boyfriend on social media.... He's not any less of a loser, I promise. 
  8. Toxic relationships in your life... cut that crap out
  9. #MCM your boyfriend every week... Monday's are bad enough as it is. We get it.
  10. Similarly... #WCW your lesbian celeb crush every week. you're beautiful the way you are, girl.
  11. Hashtags in general
  12. Straightening your hair every day
  13. Chipotle.. but that would be so hard
  14. Live Tweeting during The Bachelor... your followers will thank you
  15. The word bae 
  16. Taking selfies
  17. Avoiding eye contact
  18. Trying to 'Keep Up With The Jones''. Focus on yourself.
  19. Netflix (horrifying thought)
  20. Calling your friends "squad", "squaaaaa", or anything even remotely similar
  21. Talking badly of others. Contrary to popular belief, this will not make you feel better about yourself
  22. Online shopping... I can't even
  23. The phrase "I can't even"
  24. Buzzfeed Quizzes
  25. Saying "my diet starts tomorrow". Start now or forever hold your peace. 
  26. Rolling your eyes
  27. Not calling your parents every day
  28. "the skinny arm"
  29. 100+ second Snapchat stories
  30. Checking your phone when you're out to eat
  31. Instagramming your every meal (please refer to #30)
  32. Excessively salting your food
  33. Being too stubborn to apologize first
  34. Emoji's.... just to see what it's like
  35. Treating "EliteDaily" as a self help psychiatrist
  36. Eating out more than once a week... maybe you could actually try one of the thousand recipe's you've pinned 
  37. Flipping people off when you're driving
  38. Taking out your hangryness on others
  39. Texting instead of calling
  40. Eating when you're bored

No comments